Willie Nelson Reviews

Eduard Olivares

Andorra

2018-05-09

Recommended: yes

Whoah. Whoaaeeeyah! YEE-HAWWW!! That is the sound of a 52-year-old, hypertensive, perpetually fearful, pain-wracked, morose and menopausal medical patient about 10 minutes after two hits off a small bowl of Willie N. (Note: Do you even take hits off a bowl? I mean, if you sense it would be unwise to smoke all of even a small bowl of this stuff since you're by yourself and there's nobody to do the rest?) Anyway. About the marijuana named Willie Nelson that I picked for its appetite-suppressant breeding.) I LOVE it. It is BOMB! FIRE! DANK! LIKE, ALL THE "STONER" SUPERLATIVES!! I *LOVE* LIFE!! (Yesterday I was having thoughts like, "I hope a truck hits me today, painlesly." Ok. This may be humorous. I picked this strain solely because it was bred for its high THCV content. (Google it if you don't know what that does. My hands are arthritic and typing hurts.) Anyway, I am obese -- there, I said it for the first time in the 5 years since it happened, and thank you Willie N. you precious strain, you, for the self-acceptance to do so. Anyway, and thus I am also pre-diabetic. And after a goodly time's trial -- 4 months -- was about to give up on MMJ altogether, because the munchies were making me gain weight; which I can't afford. In fact, it occurs to me I may be the only person in the history of weed to have chosen this strain because, and *only* because, it is one of only two strains bred specifically for high THCV. And the only other one, Doug's Varin, "isn't available in Los Angeles." (I begin to hate those words. As much as I LOVE life right now. Oh, I said that already.) Anyway, I'd never heard of Willie Nelson the strain before I read about it today in an article about THCV in a prominent 420 mag. I'd heard of the musician, but not his weed-love. So, dweeby and dowdy and MJ-as-medicine-only as I obviously am (or was before those two bowl-sucks of this strain), I cry out now, "So what's wrong with REALLY medicating that depression? I mean, just kickin' it straight on into Willie Nelson country?" (Well, I imagine it'll wear off. BUT I'LL HAVE IT TO REMEMBER. And I am getting nostalgic for a high I'm probably only half through. IT'S THAT GOOD!) If I can have an opinion (as though I were Snoop Dog instead of Chronic Pain), this is a really But I do. Willie, baby, Willie, it's 'cause of you I'm LOVING life! (Also, through the yee-haw!, you can also write on it. I think. I would need to re-read this review when I come down, to be sure of that.)

Jared Mooney

Sacramento

2018-04-28

Recommended: yes

Also found labeled as Black Willie. This strain provides clear euphoric highs and transcendent consciousness. Often a rolling effect where you get higher and higher. Found creativity enhanced and increased sensory (particularly audial) acuity. Laughing, joyous and very productive times await. Highly recommended.

Destiny Sparks

Latvia

2018-04-16

Recommended: yes

What a fun high. We were so happy and giggly. I invented a new version of the robot called the slow robot and I followed my (also stoned) sister around asking why she smelled like fresh baked bread while she was talking to her boyfriend. Classy as fuck.

Laurel

Orbais

2018-03-19

Recommended: yes

Willie Nelson is probably my favorite sativa strain. I smoked it right before going hiking with my friend and the euphoric/relaxing/joyous feeling that this strain gave me were just the perfect mix to make that hike one of my most memorable and enjoyable hikes. This strain is both great to smoke alone and to smoke with friends. It leaves you feeling creative and for me, it helped me connect and understand some lingering thoughts that were roaming through my mind at the time. I strongly recommend this strain to anyone.

Sandra

Estonia

2018-02-05

Recommended: yes

First time trying this strain and the effects are currently settling in. I ran a single hit sample, but it was a good'n on a simple water perc. It was not fresh water so the flavors will be off, but it has a citrus note, I wouldn't say lemon, but a touch sweeter like sweet lemonade maybe. The effects so far are clear, if not clear with enhanced colors. Very elevated feel, happy but not a goofy happy. I'd say a perfect fit for pushing past social issues or getting you out on a dance floor because you just stop thinking about the eyes that may be watching. If you're around the home keep some busy work handy, paint, polish, clean, dive into learning a new whatever it is, a language for example, but I wouldn't say study for a physic exam. Final thoughts, this is my new favorite go to for a "refresh" strain. I will certainly keep it on hand. edit: 2 hours in and still feeling some effects but they are tapering off, not just hitting a ledge and gone. Still very clear and uplifted.

Vincent Spears

Fremantle

2017-12-21

Recommended: yes

Wow! 3 fat bowls and I am definitely feeling focused yet super high. Now if I can only figure out what to do...hmmm. Focused confusion may be more appropriate. I think I will go out for some biscuits and gravy.

Dorothy

Herstal

2017-09-26

Recommended: yes

Very uplifting. Color: dark green, almost grey-ish. I have severe depression and suicidal ideations, this is a AMAZING bud for depression. No others have worked like this one for me. was very happy and laughing, not long lasting but what an amazing stone. dense buds for a Sativa which is always a +.

Ethan

Malta

2017-08-08

Recommended: yes

I tried this for the first time in Amsterdam back in 2006 & fell in love with this instantly. Willie Nelson was easily one of the best hybrid strains I smoked during my trip!