White Urkle seeds

Upendra Khan from Naumburg

2018-06-03

So fucking relaxed right now after smoking a half joint of White Urkle. My son is watching Minions and yelling at the TV pretending to be their leader. He’s also got his diaper half off with half of his ass hanging out. Normally this would bug the shit out of me because I know my night is gonna end up with me cleaning pee and/or poop off of the carpet. But I’m so relaxed right now that I just don’t give a shit because I’m so fucking relaxed from this pot that I’m gonna be stuck on the couch for at least an hour, so his Dad can clean up the pee and/or poop!

Dayra Peña from Saint Vincent and The Grenadines

2018-08-05

To reward myself for going to the gym and taking a killer hard Spin class I went to the dispensary across the street from the gym and picked up 3 new to me strains, just one gram each. First I worked out my lungs, and later I charred them with White Urkle. White Urkel is an indica dominant hybrid and the parents are Purple Urkle and The White. It smells wonderful! Wafts of sweet earth pungently assuage your nostrils and you inhale something akin to winter morning forest dew. On the exhale it tastes like freshly chopped wood. All of the sudden I really want to go camping. Mine tested at 23.73% THC and .89% CBD. It's quite strong and will make you cough, and the high is nice and strong too, like I'm running into the arms of Paul Bunyan. Full marks for this strain! It's strong, I'm getting high quickly, smells and tastes like a forest, and I do feel it's a perfect hybrid. I'm quite relaxed but not at all couch locked and am having a cerebral experience too.