Look! Up in the sky! Is it a BIRD? Is it a PLANE? No! It's your fuckin' noggin on Super Lemon O.G.! Super Lemon's super-power is getting you Monkey Balls high for hours at a time. Smoke some of this shit and you'll be running pantsless up tree trunks to flash your blue-and-red ass at the first BBC film crew to come wandering by. Oh, you laugh, but it's not so funny when the Seattle PoPo is trying to tranq-dart your ass outta a Larch and you're screaming "OOK OOK OOK!" back at 'em and throwing shit. Wait, that's Bath Salts, not Super Lemon O.G. The idea of climbing a tree on Lemon O.G., much less parting your ass from the couch, is fairly unthinkable. I still wouldn't put it past some of you fuckers -- I've seen the people who read this shit and I swear half of them have tails. That also might be the Super Lemon talking. It's a chatty little weed that pairs well with Chablis and cramming six Ding-Dongs in your mouth at the same time (I'll bet for some of you that wouldn't be a record for the number of Ding-Dongs you've had in your mouth at once). Did I mention this smoke might make you a little feisty. too? And it's good-lookin' buddage; I swear I'd smoke my own mother if she were covered with as many crystals as this shit is! Seriously, what more do you want from a package of marijuana? It looks good, smokes good, gets you Monkey Balls high and makes you write stupid shit on the internet! (nb: this review was written under the influence of Super Lemon O.G. and Gorilla Glue kief: it definitely got chocolate in my peanut butter!)
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