Moose and Lobsta Reviews

Carla

United Arab Emirates

2018-07-14

Recommended: yes

I was a bit turned off by the aroma at first. Moose and Lobsta seriously smells like seafood. I'd heard good things though, so I thought I'd give it a try. It was surprisingly smooth and a bit sweet. Good strain for depression, stress, and anxiety. Very uplifting and helps with focus when you have worries on the mind. Great daytime strain

Kalia

Saint Lucia

2018-04-06

Recommended: yes

Whoa. This is some heavy hitting, long lasting, mind altering plant material. I was at a friend's house for the super bowl and took two bong rips* which propelled me to a different space-time continuum. Very cerebral high with a bit of dizziness that lasted 3+ hours. Conversation was super hard to follow, but really interesting nonetheless if that makes any sense at all. I would say this is definitely a daytime/afternoon strain. Maybe not something to trifle with if you're thinking about going to bed in the next few hours. Overall very good stuff. *I should note that I usually use a vaporizer, so the intense experience might have been partially the result of using a bong.

Eaton

Cayman Islands

2018-04-01

Recommended: yes

What an amazing strain. I was surprisingly introduced to this by a 68 year old patient one evening and must say the combination of the effects and the company made for a beautiful even if brief experience (atleast I mean the company.) This strain left me ready to to take on any social task. I was focused, talkative and giddy.

Dolan

Turkmenistan

2018-03-07

Recommended: yes

What are you still reading these reviews for?! GET TO THE MOOSE AND LOBSTA!!! The example I got is lime green and tangerine, on first glance, but on magnification shows peach shades. The nugs are dense, sticky, and aromatic - the first smell left a heady jet fuel smell lodged in my sinuses, which gave way to diesel and an array of tropical fruits. The first hit... ah, sweet magic! Guava, kiwi, passion fruit, and lime ushered me into the wondrous realm of higher (and higher) self, leading to a fiery affair with diesel, ending with a kiss of pineapple. As you relax into the beauteous flavours, pain dissolves into existential bliss and nirvijuana greets you with open arms and a smile, and contentment washes over you; this is a good time to socialize with close friends. As the dominant sativa effects mellow, the heavier psychoactive effects of the indica side begin to take hold; expect body tingles, mild to moderate couchlock, and vivid mental imagery late in the session. Easily my new go-to sativa.

Lisa Gaillard

Germany

2018-01-25

Recommended: yes

weirdest name of all-time. with the obvious out of the way... the is MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE SATIVA. puts just enough "fuck it" in your system to take on shitty chores, your shitty job, etc. very enthusiastic and motivated and all the while completely clearheaded. very potent but a great daytime strain for heavy users. smells of citrus, pine, and fuel. buy it. burn it. love it.

Paolo Meloni

Mönchengladbach

2017-12-23

Recommended: yes

Holy crap. This is such a fun strain. Smoked out of a bong and had an immediate, intense head-high followed by complete pain relief from my shoulders to my toes. Got some pretty strong munchies but most of all felt relief from anxiety and found humor in just about everything. Would recommend a million times.

Tomas Eriksson

Austria

2017-11-26

Recommended: yes

this Strain has taken #1 spot in my books. unfucking real - seriously lol. It's one of the very few strains that flows in waves and is not a couch locker at all. first 5-10 mins are one of the most most creative thought highs ever - like have a pen and paper handy. then your ears begin to get warm and tingle and that warm tingle literally waves over your head about 10-15 mins in. then it's just smile and giggle city for whatever fucking activity your into. If you haven't tried this Strain but get a chance to. I would have to say get it over anything else. Happy smoking 🙃

Krishnadeva Ismail

Ukraine

2017-09-15

Recommended: yes

If I could give Moose and Lobsta six stars, I would. In fact, I decided to post this review only after I went back to the dispensary and stocked up on more of this wonderful strain. It has become my new favorite sativa, edging out Casey Jones, Jack Herer and Sour Diesel. First, let me tell you how skeptical I was about Moose&Lobsta: A 5-star rating with less than 10 reviews at the time of this writing? That didn’t seem credible to me: A) It’s not a very big sample and B) A grower and a few friends could skew the voting to make a mediocre strain appear better than it is. But that’s not the case here. Moose&Lobsta is unlike anything I have ever smoked. They should really call this strain “Ecstasy” or “Sexy Fun Time” strain because that was the way it hit us. First, we both got very tactile, aroused and energized. I was very tired right before I smoked afraid any weed would just put me to sleep. I loved touching my partner, dancing, and playing together before we moved on activities better not to post in a review like this ☺. It heighten sensations while dulling pain, which is a neat trick. It also lasted a very long time. I smoked it about 6:30 PM and was still fairly high at 10:30 PM before falling asleep. I wouldn’t call this a bedtime strain by any means, but I was able to sleep on it just fine. Also, this is one sativa that doesn’t produce any anxiety or paranoia, which is something I am prone to experience some sativas. It’s also a very creative strain. My partner has more experience with this strain than I do, but she agrees that Moose&Lobsta continues to surprise and delight her even after smoking it for more than a week now with wonderful effects every time. The only downside with Moose And Lobsta are terrible, ravenous munchies. Be prepared to have some healthy snacks on hand with this one unless need help with your appetite.