Middlefork Reviews

Lacy

Schellebelle

2018-07-27

Recommended: no

Amazing potency, but its truly flavorful which outweighs the THC content imo. Washington States own!!!

Ali

Grimaldi

2018-04-10

Recommended: yes

HOLY SCHMOLY! This is is a heavy hitter that won't put you down and keeps a smile on 'yer face. Just ripped half a small bowl and damn I'm baked. Reminds me of a more mellow Girl Scout Cookies, just as potent but more body high and less focused head high. Way less get up and go, but I can see this being great on a rainy day. It's sunny now, and gonna go walk my dog. But I think I found another all-the-time favorite. Tastes great and is dense as all hell. Takes off the edge without taking you out. And I'm SO HIGH RIGHT MEOW. Dutch Treat and Dj Shortberry is a match made in heaven.

Macey

Püttlingen

2018-04-07

Recommended: yes

My new favorite. Really enjoy this one at around 30% THC it's strong but no paranoia at all. Very relaxing chill weed but still able to focus and be creative. Looks amazing have never seen the amount of trichomes that this stuff has, crystals on top of crystals, very sticky. The Blueberry flavor is very intense. Just an all around happy relaxing experience. A+

Zeph

Río Claro

2018-03-30

Recommended: yes

"Are you ready?!" "I don't know, man! This looks kinda intense!" *push* Your friend pushes you out of the plane. What a great friend. And so you fall, and yes, it is intense. The wind pushes against your face, pressing on your googles. It glides against your body, but it's not quite as intense as what's going on with your face. That wind is tearing you up.(not literally) The ground begins to approach quicker. You think about what could happen if things don't go your way. You realize you're not in control, and you begin to think about the possibilities. What would happen if your parachute fails? Would you die and no one would care? Or would you be known as the freak accident guy? Or would you get the backpack off of you, rip it open with your bare hands, grab onto the strings when the parachute flies out, then float on down like Mary Poppins? Maybe... As your mind races and the ground gets even closer, you reach for the handle and pull your parachute free! Whew, it didn't fail. The wind intensity mellows out and you begin to relax. You gaze upon the horizon, seeing beauty that many do not get to witness. As you succumb to your inner peace, your only wish is that you remembered headphones and could listen to some awesome music right now. Guess you'll just have to hum it. Humm hum humhum humm hum.

Hedwig I. Vincent

Lebanon

2018-02-26

Recommended: yes

Best part of my seattle vacation!!!!!!! whent to herbs house in ballard, seattle washington. and ask for the best they had. this is what i got and i strongly believe it has to be the best i have ever had. Paired well with the double lemon cheese cake keif i got there also. HERBS HOUSE BEST AND FRIENDLIEST IN SEATTLE. great staff great products. didnt feel odd being a tourist visiting friends felt very at home.

Florentin Fernandez

Georgia

2018-02-25

Recommended: yes

HOLY SCHMOLY! This is is a heavy hitter that won't put you down and keeps a smile on 'yer face. Just ripped half a small bowl and damn I'm baked. Reminds me of a more mellow Girl Scout Cookies, just as potent but more body high and less focused head high. Way less get up and go, but I can see this being great on a rainy day. It's sunny now, and gonna go walk my dog. But I think I found another all-the-time favorite. Tastes great and is dense as all hell. Takes off the edge without taking you out. And I'm SO HIGH RIGHT MEOW. Dutch Treat and Dj Shortberry is a match made in heaven.

Ruth

Grenada

2017-12-16

Recommended: yes

Middlefork Review - 43.5/50 April 14, 2016 Summary: This is the Haziest Haze of all the Hazes I've ever Hazed! A pleasantly assertive combination of lime, blueberry, and sweet basil leaf aromas bless the nose - with the lime and sweet basil prominent in the mouth. Expect a SOARING, mildly psychedelic sativa elevation to last for four-plus hours. NOTE: Middlefork genetics are said to be Dutch Treat crossed with DJ Short's blueberry. Somehow, it seems the haze genetics in the Dutch Treat surfaced as VERY dominant in this sample - and I for one want to personally thank the breeders for this amazing flower. Thank you! Brand: Royal Tree Gardens Weight: 3.5 grams Harvest Date: 2/29/2016 Packaging Date: unknown Total THC ( + THC): 23.60% Total CBD: 0.25% Eye: 9.5/10 These loosely-structured, ginormous buds are built from tiny, Japanese eggplant-shaped, medium khaki-green calyxes with light orange overtones, a confetti party of bright amber-orange pistils, and are glistening like disco balls with a range of clear to milky to amber trichomes. These gems were clearly lovingly hand trimmed, probably more than once. This is museum-quality cannabis. Nose (/2): 9/10 Aromatic Intensity: 9/10 Aromatic Quality (subjective to my palate): 9/10 Notes: Among the most intense and intoxicating aromas I've ever encountered. At first, the typical, familiar aromas of a classic haze fill my nostrils: heavy lime, mild pepper, sweet, mild basil. But then the lime picks up additional intensity and is joined by the sweet, tart aromas of an unmistakeable, juicy blueberry getting squished between my thumb and pointer, purple sticky liquid oozing down my palm (alright, I'm a little high as I write this :) ). The nose ends with a fine, exotic melange of all the notes that preceded. A terpene profile for the ages. Tongue (/2): 9/10 Flavor Intensity: 8.5/10 Flavor Quality: 9.5/10 Notes: All of the aromas are present in the mouth. Every time I take a rip of this, it tastes like I'm drinking a virgin blueberry-lime Rickey with muddled basil and sugar perfectly incorporated. Fucking out of this world delicious. On a side note - is there a bartender somewhere here in Seattle who will mix me a virgin blueberry-lime Rickey with muddled basil and sugar perfectly incorporated? Mmmmmmmm! Head: 9.5/10 Notes: A buzzy, high-intensity mind-shift and sense-heightening are accompanied by mildly psychedelic yet (mostly) functional focus. Body: 6.5/10 Notes: a mild-intensity energy boost is not accompanied by any dulling of my pain. This is a variety for the head.

Lisa Karlsson

Santa Caterina Villarmosa

2017-10-28

Recommended: yes

I am a huge fan of Dutch Treat so when the bud tender suggested this to me I took bait. One thing I don't like about DT is that it's a creeper and when I want pain relief, I really need it right away. Well WOW, this comes on like a freight train, but not hard. It just hits fast but it's like a barrage of clouds. Immediately my pain is gone. It's like being transported. No couch lock unless I want to just hang back and chill. I can enjoy a movie, music, or even get stuff done which is SO nice. Used to be my head pain, on really bad days, would mean straight to bed as soon as I got home from work. I think this might make it into my top five favorite strains because not only is it helping my brain pain, but damn I feel great!

Maris

Heist-aan-Zee

2017-10-07

Recommended: no

Nope nope nope nope. Made my anxiety flare up every time.