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  • 9 reviews

  • 89% recommends Kryptonite

  • Last review on 2018-08-06

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Viola Pastore

Sargodha

2018-08-06

Far and away THE BEST strain ever for sex. Extremely similar head space and tactile sensations to LSD. Amplifies your sense of touch exponentially making it perfect for sex, massages, spas, etc. Immense feelings of empathetic connectivity allows allows you to enjoy giving as much as receiving - which, is no small benefit! Absolutely ZERO anxiety in any situation. Capable...with juuuust the right amount of clarity to stay comfortable and confident. Super easy to let your mind wander into spacy places - again, all like LSD. It does have a strong cozy, sedating, and lazy effect so may not be the best for early in the day, parties, or slower movies. Best paired with a low key, minimal effort-based activity that accentuates your sense of touch. Take a bath, get a massage, lie on the beach, sex, etc...and I promise you'll have one of the best high experiences of your life.

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Samson

China

2018-06-07

Excellent strain for pain and anxiety and it even helped with my fibromyalgia caused insomnia and IBS, all without making me a total couch potato. Would recommend.

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Lena Meyer

Egypt

2018-03-06

Far and away THE BEST strain ever for sex. Extremely similar head space and tactile sensations to LSD. Amplifies your sense of touch exponentially making it perfect for sex, massages, spas, etc. Immense feelings of empathetic connectivity allows allows you to enjoy giving as much as receiving - which, is no small benefit! Absolutely ZERO anxiety in any situation. Capable...with juuuust the right amount of clarity to stay comfortable and confident. Super easy to let your mind wander into spacy places - again, all like LSD. It does have a strong cozy, sedating, and lazy effect so may not be the best for early in the day, parties, or slower movies. Best paired with a low key, minimal effort-based activity that accentuates your sense of touch. Take a bath, get a massage, lie on the beach, sex, etc...and I promise you'll have one of the best high experiences of your life.

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Keane

Mali

2018-02-09

I have tried many strains for my severe anxiety and depression. After getting tired of shrinks putting me on alot of different meds., I felt like I was in a viscous circle. Krypto is so incredible for me, it takes such a weight off my shoulders and pushes all the black clouds away. I also have cervix dysplasia and it helps with that pain as well. The Krypto makes me feel pain free, uplifted, and dare I say silly and happy! It gave me energy that I had not had in a very long time.

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Xavier Wolf

Iran

2018-01-14

It turned me into the tallest tree in the forest where owls mated upon my limbs.

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Reese Molina

Denmark

2017-12-29

I chose Kry because of the higher CBD level. Had two small puffs off my pipe after work in the evening hours and felt uplifting, talkative effects immediately. I was fairly tired and having pain from Fibromyalgia. I wanted to smoke more because the sweet pine flavor was so nice, but limited myself to see what effects would be. The moderate pain relief came on at about 20- 30 minutes for me and although I felt very talkative, was able to get to sleep easily and woke up feeling good.

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Ander Núñez

Heard Island and Mcdonald Islands

2017-09-10

Best weed Iv ever had this Grape kryptonite is amazing helps relax you without having that indica couch lock! after a long day this weed gives me a very mellow feeling with no worries at all definitely hands down the vest weed Iv ever had and not because it gets you super high! But because of the quality of the high! Also it's a good "show off" weed awesome colors and smell! Just a 5 star flower

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Talon

Kiribati

2017-09-06

Kryptonite is the best strain ever created in my opinion. It does everything. Ther name says it all but the thing is it can fell sativa like in the beginning of the stone and then moves toward indica. The "O.G." VERSION IS JUST AS NICE BUT SLIGHTLY HEAVIER. Very dense and sticky. If I see it and it's legit.....I'M GETTING IT.

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Hiram Ellis

Bangladesh

2017-08-08

Smoking a small amount is great for before school. Great indica Great for pain relief. Very relaxing Takes a minute to kick in but come up is fast 1st. Intense euphoric short lasting sativa like peak 2nd. Strong body high

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