Y'all know me. Know how I smoke a lil. I'll toke this bud for you, but it ain't gonna be mellow. Strong fish! Not like going down to the pond and chasing kushs and Girl Scout cookies. This Hammerhead shark... she'll swallow ya whole in her high. Little head, little body, down you go... into the couch. And it's gonna hit you quick, that'll bring you back like tourists, that'll put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant! It's going to be amazing! I value my reputation a lot more than three thousand pre-rolls, chief. I'll smoke him for free; but I'll savor him, and become him for hours. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want the best Indica around, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare skunk weed. I don't want no newbees, I want mates, there's too many pretenders and Hammerhead is captain on this island. Ten thousand dollars wouldn't buy enough for what I'd love to smoke myself. For that you get the Head High, the Body High, the whole damn thing...
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