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Last review on 2025-04-22
Anantapur
2018-07-29
Recommended: yes
I have a fairly high tolerance, and this is a STRONG, near-incapacitating high. Slightly funky smelling buds yet a smooth draw, with a flowery/incense-y taste, unlike anything else. I was happy, giddy, dopey, clumsy, semi-incoherent and buzzed asf. Powerful body/brain-numbing effects. Not for use in public, hanging out, or getting anything done (you're likely to forget everything on your to-do list anyway). This strain is second to none if this is the type of high you're after...it's not my trip, but we all need it from time to time. Just go slow. Start with a few tokes and wait; I can see how it could make someone deeply anxious if they're not prepared for it. But once you know what you're getting into, kick back, make yourself comfy, and enjoy.
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Neerglabbeek
2018-07-28
Recommended: yes
this strain is very potent. and is good for stress, anxiety, depression, relaxation, pain and sleep. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! but it is amazing. whole body feels relaxed when laying or sitting down on your own, very giggly and trippy when with friends. it even had me hallucinating! was walking home, couldn't figure out why it seemed like I wasn't getting any closer to the top of the hill, then found out I was just standing there stomping my feet thinking I was walking! the flavor is great. very rich and buttery. really nice smell to it also, sweet and kind of citrus. would totally recommend this to anyone who has troubles relaxing or sleeping. also very fun to lighten the mood! :) makes you feel really happy and giggly when with people. on your own it will just knock you on your butt :p IT IS AWESOME!
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Isle-aux-Coudres
2018-07-19
Recommended: yes
As a pothead smokes, God's Green Crack deliberately produces a powerful energy buzz. A man could simply Jerk it for hours on end, until the heavy indica effects of God's Gift make him pass out with his cock hanging flat out on his stomach... Not that this was my experience.
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Edam
2018-05-22
Recommended: yes
My favorite weed of every strain I've tried. Vape some of this and the next hour or so will be like one constant full body and mind orgasm. This strain is great to combine with a massage. It relaxed my entire body and my sense of touch and movement was just one nonstop orgasm, that's about as good ad I can describe it. It takes about 10 minutes to kick in and even once the main high goes away after an hour or so you are left with this long blissful afterglow that lasts for hours. I found this strain excellent for pain and stress (and anxiety if you don't go overboard). I usually mix a little high CBD weed in with it so I dont feel any anxiety or paranoia. Works great. Will always keep this strain on hand.
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St. Thomas
2018-04-23
Recommended: yes
God's. Green. Crack. ...Wow! The best strain I've had in a long, long time. Not at all surprised, as Green Crack is possibly my favourite strain of all time. Crossing it with God Bud has brought down the extreme sativa profile - balancing the sometimes overbearing high with a deep, relaxing indica stone. God's Green excels in all parameters. It's dense, crystally, colourful, flavourful, potent, fast acting, long lasting, you name it. It's the stuff that makes your lips go numb. A very satisfying smoke, it stands out even among world class strains. 6/5 can't recommend it strongly enough.
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Andorra
2018-03-01
Recommended: yes
GGC has an incredibly earthy, woodsy aroma to it as well as being very, very furry. This strain makes me feel very hype and positive, but puts me right to sleep when it's done with me. However, the sleepiness is worth the experience. I laugh often, am more confident and see the world brightly.
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Cornwall
2017-11-19
Recommended: yes
This is a wonderful hybrid strain I've recently discovered. It leaves you feeling happy and loving life. A pleasant sweet organic aroma is present in this bundle of green goodness. It's great used during social settings without the worry of feeling tired or anxious. You are able to converse freely without hesitation and with confidence. Although this strain is a hybrid. I feel that the effects of the sativa strain is slightly more dominate from my own experience. There is a slight euphoric body high which is not too overbearing nor does it make you feel dizzy. The only negative effects it has is that it does slightly dry out your mouth. Just make sure you have something to drink after a session. In conclusion, this strain leaves you feeling happy and wanting some more. It is indeed God's Green Crack.
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Zimbabwe
2017-10-04
Recommended: yes
Euphoric. It almost opens your eyes, as if they have been closed this whole time. A very nice Sativa leaning hybrid that is not to heavy but what i found to be very long lasting. I was happy doing whatever on this strain. Good all day, but i would take out something heavier for the evening.
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