Church OG Reviews

Malcolm Johnson

Saint Vincent and The Grenadines

2018-07-10

Recommended: yes

An OG strain you won't regret picking up Picked up 5gs of private reserve Church OG for $45 from my go to dispensary. Great deal considering an ounce of this stuff went for $270. The overwhelming smell of this strain penetrated through the plastic dispensary container and bag it was contained in. As soon as I popped the jar I was immediately impressed with the smell and "bag appeal" of Church OG. The buds were not too big, as the largest few were about a gram more or less. But the purple and dark green buds were chunky, super sticky trichome covered with fierce orange hairs. This strain doesn't feel quite as dense as other OGs on the finger break up. I personally felt the effects of this strain 50/50 sativa indica. There definitely is a strong relaxing element to the high but also a creative cerebral stimulation that will probably have you in a few giggling fits. This strain puts you in euphoric, anxiety free mood. One can use this strain for sleep, however there are more pronounced 'couchlock' effect strains out there. Medical patients can use this dank bud for anxiety, appetite, depression, insomnia, etc. Above all the high of Church OG makes this an extremely excellent choice for any experienced smokers regardless of strain preference. The parents of this strain are two legends. OG Kush x GDP.

Miriam

Bhutan

2018-06-19

Recommended: yes

Bow down to the citrus jesus. Just like a good church, if there is such a thing, a little bit goes a long way. Too much and you will fall asleep in the pew, stinking like you just spent cash to take a nap in a uncomfortable spot. It rings my cranium like the Bells Of St. Mary. True Indica, believe it! Amen, load the bong again!

Hanae

Port Harcourt

2018-05-26

Recommended: yes

officially one of my favorite strains. smoked it for the first time last night to relieve a really awful migraine. after the initial buzz set in i felt the tinglies all the way down to my fingertips, a content kind of happiness, and forgot all about the migraine. gave me a very controlled sleepiness that put me right to sleep when i was ready and not a minute before. would definitely recommend this strain for pain, insomnia, and pms

Brendan

Suriname

2018-04-27

Recommended: no

I ate 2 Baked Bros gummie Bears 150MG pack made with this strain Church OG and man like any other OG it doesn't disappoint, I'm couched locked like a mf'r, very relaxed, good pain relief and feeling sleepy. I have a feeling I'll sleep rather excellent tonight!! 1st time trying this strain and it's in a edible but I LOVE Baked Bros gummie candy line and they're always made with amazing concentrate strains 🔥👍🏼☁️🍬

Neil O. Moreno

Dominican Republic

2018-04-20

Recommended: yes

An amazing strain. It's one of my personal favorite. Grown properly and cured right its a heavenly medication with many positive effects. One if those highs that allow you to choose the direction. It can be used for creativity energy or relaxation that comes in waves the more you use the heaver it gets. Mad props to the creator.

Idola

Bolzano/Bozen

2018-02-15

Recommended: yes

Very potent strain for pain ( euphoric ), yet with a calming, happy, talkative effect. Definitely one of my favorites. Don't miss out on this strain!

Lilian Fleury

American Samoa

2017-11-18

Recommended: yes

Church. Swiss Sativa x Skunk x Super Skunk x Northern Lights. The leaves are multi colored, green. Vibrant red hairs and highly resonated. A very pleasant outdoor aroma... Very piny and musky. Effect- A blast of sativa straight to your head. Very euphoric and numbing... Then an amazing tingling down to your finger tips from the Indica. For those who use water with their instruments of choice... This herb is for you! Church...A great healing medicine as well. Great for insomnia, head aches and muscle relaxation.

Dominic

Central African Republic

2017-09-04

Recommended: yes

I've had this disease called POTS, postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome, since I was 13. It's a confusing thing that I don't want to get too much into that tends to affect teens. It causes shit tons of symptoms, but the ones important to this are nausea, vomiting, headaches, migraines, and general pain concentrated in my legs. It got so bad that I wasn't able to walk for a year and a half. I always thought that marijuana might be an effective treatment for my POTS, though I didn't know what it was at the time I didn't get diagnosed until I was 16, and my depression, but lived in rural Missouri so my chances were slim of getting it there. I knew one person who had access, but I was too scared to ask her because it was so taboo there. A friend of mine who now smokes there tells me that it runs about $50 a gram, so I'm kinda glad I didn't pick up smoking there. I moved to the Chicago suburbs, probably the worst place in American, a few years later. Weed was accessible there, but was still pretty taboo. I went to the mayo clinic for my disorder a few months after I moved there and attended a rehab program that taught me to walk again. They also told me that, for my health, I should avoid marijuana and other drugs. I spent two horrible years in Chicago where I was bullied, mostly when I couldn't walk because I couldn't walk, and then ignored by every person I came across. My dad got a job out in Colorado eventually. He was going to move there by himself and my mom brother and I were gonna stay in chiraq until our house sold. I convinced him to let me move out with him and I ended up moving to Denver. I, because I lived in Denver, discovered weed and how great it was. My dad caught me one day and the combination of his Jewish guilt, my Missouri anti weed guilt, and my ignorance of the plant made me doubt that smoking was a good thing to do and that I was addicted and all that stuff. I went on a tolerance break, which made me discover I wasn't as addicted as I thought, and I started researching the science behind marijuana and completely changed my mind. It helps a majority of my problems, all that I listed out in particular. Anyways, enough background, sorry if it was too much, here's what I have to say about this strain: My POTS has been acting up as of late. It's basically been in remission for that past 8 months or so, but it decided to randomly unleash itself a few days ago. It's made walking hard and I haven't been eating due to nausea. I'd been smoking this strain, silver pearl, which was nice but didn't help any of my medical problems. I picked up an 1/8th of this today. I smoked a bowl and my nausea vanished. The pain in my legs subsided significantly, and the pain in my back and arms, the pain had spread from just my legs to include those that morning, was abolished. It's a good strain that'd is recommend to any recreational or medical user. It had a pleasant high too. I've taken the hardest of hard medicines for all my symptoms, but nothing helps even half as much as a good indica, or any kind of weed really. Thank god for marijuana and let's hope for a speedy legalization.