Chiquita Banana Reviews

Denton

South Sudan

2018-07-15

Recommended: yes

From stress to depression to a tired body this strain is legit, the smell, smoke, and effects are perfect. The only hiccup is that every breeder seems to have different genetics. Every storefront carries it from a different breeder so I know of at least three crosses all named Chiquita banana however they all test at 31-34% thc I just wish the genetics can be more stable

Mariam

Netherlands

2018-07-05

Recommended: yes

My review is based on two separate sessions - First session was five hits each. Definitely gave my wife and I a head High. Giggles, excitement, a little hunger and relaxation towards the end. (For the wife it relaxed her enough to put her to sleep.) - Second session, we went a little harder. Packed the pipe, not sure how many hits but definitely took us sometime to finish the whole bowl. Same effects as previous session, but add euphoric given that the Mrs. and I did get frisky. Sensation was incredible and per her words "amazing". Chiquita Banana is really enjoyable due to the great combination of effects. While smoking (Vape or Pipe) it's definitely sweet and mellow but don't let the name fool you since it does pack a punch.

Felix

Mainz

2018-06-21

Recommended: yes

The strongest cannabis I ever smoked! Investigated deep inner space starting about 10 minutes after 3 or 4 hits. Rendered incommunicado. The tongue was lost; the mind accelerating at warp speed. Glued to one spot listening to to some reggae band but my feet wouldn't stop moving. We are talking FUN!!

Sybill L. Fitzgerald

Denmark

2018-05-22

Recommended: yes

After 35 years of smoking, I have found my strain! I describe this high to my friends as what my post orgasm bliss feels like. Yup, I went there, but it's true. The strain I tried was "Utopia Chiquita Banana" from Organicann in Santa Rosa. Just one bowl lasts a good hour with an easy chill that doesn't couch lock you but rather makes you remember what it was like to be really happy. Always prone to have great creative ideas for my clients. So while the THC is super high on this (wink), I feel super grounded and free -- and functioning. My search is over.

Hedley

Guadalupe

2018-05-21

Recommended: yes

Hands down some of the smoothest and most enjoyable bud I've ever smoked. The whole process of picking and then smoking was really easy and the hits felt like I was taking a hit from a vape.

Angela W. Kline

Mozambique

2018-04-14

Recommended: yes

Took a dab... got lost in the shower... couldn't remember if I had used soap yet.... 5 stars!

Krithya Raj

Virgin Islands, British

2017-12-23

Recommended: yes

Amazing!! I got mine from Cannacruz with a little over 34% thc. Gives a very nice head buzz, got me giggling at absolutely everything. Highly recommend, this might be my new favorite strain.

Christian

Bouvet Island

2017-08-27

Recommended: yes

Well. I finally found it. The perfect strain for ME personally. This is- without a doubt -my absolute FAVORITE strain to date!! UTOPIA KILLED IT!! It was this strain that got me hooked on their extracts. If your dispensary has any concentrates made by UTOPIA, and you have yet to try anything from them, TRY SOME. You will not regret it. While they do an AMAZING job on all of their concentrates, C. Banana is kind of their flagship strain, so to speak. The batch of C. Banana Cured Resin I'm currently dabbing on has a THC content of 81%, with 0.2% CBD. This strain is incredible for pain, nausea, inflammation, appetite stimulation- basically anything you could possibly use Cannabis for medically, this strain will excel at treating your symptoms. And the recreational effects are just a beautiful, happy, uplifting, soaring buzz that's mellow as all hell. =D And the taste.. the taste! MWAH! Absolutely delicious, you will NOT be disappointed. This strain is pure groovy, psyched-out goodness. If you can get this strain (especially if it's from UTOPIA themselves), don't sleep on it.