Chem Valley Kush Reviews

Bratindra Kumar

Romania

2018-06-14

Recommended: yes

...every time I leave the dope hole, I gotta take a crap, and fast! Fanatically speaking, this strain is a real paper saver! Flower, one hitters bro...?! No joint rolling...This is breakfast and its not a buffet! Check it, I need to dry out a bit. I can only get high, HIGH in the fuckin mornings man?! Hot stepping strain...beware, some chicks are really not that hot when you're sativa whacked, I smoked some indica, looked at the chick the next day, and damn near died...just stick with the indica dominant reefer, yea. I said fuckin reefer ok?

Trevor

Luxembourg

2018-01-28

Recommended: yes

SPIRIT LIFTER. Although dealing with major depression this week and fighting suicide ideation, this brought my spirits up. Probably wouldn't do this (or any sativas) on an average day due to my high energy ADHD. But Grateful I had this on hand. Because I was so low it brought me up enough to shed the bad and enjoy my evening with out being agitated.

Marshall

Trinidad and Tobago

2017-12-23

Recommended: yes

Has a delicious pine tar flavor with a hint of nag champa, aged parchment, and sage. Nice, chunky, frosty nugs. Very cerebral, hits right away. Quite intense, but wears off fairly quick. The Indica properties hang out a while, however. Can definitely function, but eventually the couch lock will kick in after a few sessions. Good pain suppression. Overall, I liked it and so did my spazzing back muscles.

Shaeleigh

Italy

2017-12-09

Recommended: yes

DO NOT GET THIS IF YOU HAVE A SENSORY PROCESSING DISORDER. I do and good god what an awful strain on my senses. Everything is amplified and made more sensitive. Great on low days but still too much in certain areas. Tasted like pickles.

Ella

Cocos (Keeling) Islands

2017-11-15

Recommended: yes

Takes a second, but an exceptional come on starts kicking in. It refreshes your senses, clears your perceptions out and makes you feel fresh and energized with huge amounts of mood elevation. Wide-eyed vision like Jack strains, but there’s also a physical sensation to the eyes. Not distracting, but curiously noticeable. Difficult to concentrate on things when looking at them, eyes prefer to relax and not focus on anything. Music is surprisingly sober sounding with a trippy bent. Similar to vision, it’s like the high puts up a wall between you and the music. It feels obscured, like you’re not getting the full picture. Despite those negatives, the outrageous euphoria makes you not mind. So irrepressibly uplifting you can’t hold back a smile. Goes deep, too, bringing inner peace and lightness of soul. Seems best for socializing or work. Not too physically heavy either.

Vanna Good

Castiglione di Garfagnana

2017-10-22

Recommended: yes

cant belive this sativa it is so great gets you feeling nice puts you in just a happy mode love it chem vally is the shit

Clément Charles

Korea, North

2017-10-15

Recommended: yes

Turned my brain into pure plasma that shot out of my toes. I must have chocolate cake!

Wesley

Trinidad and Tobago

2017-10-09

Recommended: yes

I'm no Tommy Chong, but I've had a fair share of herb in my lifetime, and this is absolutely the strongest strain I have EVER had. Supposedly tested at a whopping 30% THC, I was so euphoric I couldn't talk much for the first hour, which is a rare thing for me, indeed. If you are looking for an almost 100%-sativa experience, this is for you. Super crystal clear cerebral euphoria. Supremely elevated out of any kind of lethargy or depression, the world will seem like a much different place. However, not much body effects (to be expected in such a Sativa-dominant strain) and it amps your brain UP, so if you have problems with anxiety this might be too much for you. If you want to be energetic, uplifted, creative, focused -- this is the strain for you!! I would definitely suggest taking it easy the first time you try this -- have less than your usual amount and wait a good 30 minutes to see what planet you're on before having any more. =) This is a MUST TRY strain if you are a Sativa fan! Have fun!! Medically good for: fatigue/lethargy, ADD, depression. NOT good for: sleep, anxiety, those easily susceptible to paranoia. Purchased legally from the friendly folks at Safe Access in West Seattle. They rock!